Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Exams: Partially by the Numbers

The five most frequent items on the reading period menu:

10 omelettes. More ketchup than necessary. Egg whites only - Egg Beater omelettes are paper thin. Tomato-onion-green-pepper, because unshredded cheese corners barely melt and the ham is from the sandwich bar.

10 grapefruit halves. To be eaten when waiting for the omelette in the grill line.

4 muffins, one each of:
- Tripleberry. Blueberry, craisin and weirdly tart candied cherry. (Whoever invented the term craisin was clearly a genius.)
- Lemon poppyseed.
- Corn. Gritty goodness.
- Bran. Raisin for tangy flavor.

3 Caesar salads. And doubtless others (parmesan vinaigrette for the win).

2 small bowls of generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch (to clarify, that would be Toasted Cinnamon Squares, thankyouverymuch). Habit very much discontinued when they ran out.

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